When the flight attendant closes the door
Hello darkness my old friend, why are you here it's 4pm
Mom, I missed the bus
Movies: We gotta save the world
99% of men could sit in this exact spot in this exact chair all day long and consider it a great day
Is everything a joke to you?
*Puts car in neutral*
Me after I spent 23 hours 59 minutes with bae
Whenever I can hear people chewing
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