When you make food to eat while watching Netflix
Cashier: would you like to donate $5 to a very good cause?
Me returning to my bedroom after spending all day in the living room
Why do you want this job?
Oh, I see. Now I totally get it.
When everybody's going through drama
Me reentering the dating pool
My body just asked for water and I gave it a mini donut because nobody tells me what to do
Someone: sends a screenshot
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