He was alone, he had no friends, had no lover, he spent all his time alone at home

When you try to put a Dorito in your mouth long side first

When you both know it'll end in disaster

When the work bathroom has motion sensor lights

Finally, inner peace

Bringing your dad both screwdrivers

I could never be a DJ because I'd play songs strictly for me

When you are 12 hours into a game of Monopoly

Me after watching fake horror movies