Two seconds after someone offers me a drink and I say no
I'm tired inside and out
When you're home alone doing weird thing, and hear a key in the door
I need something sweet
Me watching all these reboots of my favorite movies
How unlucky are you?
When you accidentally touch your sense of humor
Do all men think towels will dry like this?
I have got 99 problems
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