POV: you catch me eating shredded cheese at 3 AM

When you see your dad do this, you know he's about to finesse the hell out of that reverse

My name alone will ruin someone's whole day

I love my pillow because it gives me different hairstyle every morning

The spoon when the ice cream too hard

You gotta bump those numbers up

The argument in my head VS. What I actually end up saying

Reasons why I turn on the TV

My mom pretending to like my macaroni art