Me in 1992 wasting time resting instead of buying a house
What my food sees through the door of the microwave
Me who rotates in my sleep like a rotisserie chicken
Me: Nice to meet you
When you got two pets
Stop trying to rap we need more plumbers
My mom and dad
The same songs again and again
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