Me in 1992 wasting time resting instead of buying a house
That's why I spend so much time in the restroom
When she replies fast
My routine is simple
What airlines think humans look like
My 28 alarms watching me as I turn them off one by one
This is my home now
That meteor is coming straight for us
Me trying to fix my blankets at night
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