Make hotel checkouts past noon
Me who rotates in my sleep like a rotisserie chicken
When you forget to shake the mustard bottle
When Pinocchio has been roasting me
When you buy air but half of the bag is full of chips
You're probably over 30
When I have to stick with a decision I made
They feel like a million rainbows licking your skin
Mom in public VS. Mom at home
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