Make hotel checkouts past noon
The argument in my head VS. What I actually end up saying
When I'm giving advice and I start to feel advised by my own advice
POV: you catch me eating shredded cheese at 3 AM
POV: Me staring into a mirror watching my barber ruin my whole social life
Girls bathroom VS Boys bathroom
When you're a chill guy and she's a chill girl so you're just chill together
Whenever I can hear people chewing
When I peel potatoes
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