Make hotel checkouts past noon
Two seconds after someone offers me a drink and I say no
When I'm behind a slow car
What's up?
When someone says they love you
When you're looking for an adult to handle the situation
When your mom yells at you
I'm gonna go to bed early tonight
When a guy comments on your post
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