Make hotel checkouts past noon
Driving makes me think and relax
Ed Sheeran: I'll be loving you till we're 70
Me dissociating in the middle of a conversation
We've all played dish drain jenga
It's gonna be okay
*Watches the food network once*
When your human says eating too many treats is unhealthy
Me, an intellectual
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