Make hotel checkouts past noon
When the toilet stall door doesn't have a lock
Me: *texts my dad an important life update*
Me checking if everyone else is vibing with the song I put on
Me with a blocked nose thinking about all the great times I had with an unblocked nose
One season per night
Pets to strangers vs Pets to their owners
Don't you get bored being alone?
The tomato I took off my burger watching me put ketchup in it
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