I think I'm gonna book the flight
Pausing my music to see if my mom is really calling me
Before eating food
We should get a cake
When you show up to your job but have no intention of actually doing any work
Two seconds after someone offers me a drink and I say no
The cost of love
Relationship status: Probably never again
When I leave a party early and unannounced
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