I think I'm gonna book the flight
So I come home from work and my wife says to me
Dad, wake up!
Moms wondering where all the shampoo went
Everyone has a sandwich that they think about for the rest of their life
Me when someone's looking at me while I'm doing something
Me smiling at you because I didn't hear anything you just said
I'll take a warm shower
Did you take the meat out of the freezer like I asked?
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