I created a mini version of myself
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Cashier: would you like to donate $5 to a very good cause?
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Two seconds after someone offers me a drink and I say no
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When your sarcasm is so on point...
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Stays in the house so I won't spend money
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I could never be a DJ because I'd play songs strictly for me
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When the toilet seat is warm but you live alone
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Some screenshots are memories and some are evidence
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Potatoes in literally any form
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