My girlfriend doesn't control me
She'll have large fries
Me after doing absolutely nothing all day
When someone told you a joke 10 minutes ago and you finally get it
Having the TV volume as an...
The four horsemen of stuff you eat when you're standind with the fridge open trying to decide what to eat
When you both know it'll end in disaster
Please, one ridiculous problem at a time
It's not goodbye
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