My girlfriend doesn't control me
When yomeone asks you to speak about yourself
Do you have my phone?
Not playing for two days
My dog at home
POV: You're gonna clank this twice befor using it
Me in the principal's office
POV: you catch me eating shredded cheese at 3 AM
Me turning up the volume to hear the dialogue in a movie
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