My girlfriend doesn't control me

My friend dying her hair a new color every week

When you ask your teenager to do a little housework

Me checking my hair and face while walking beside a car or bike

I feel so bad when I overtake an old person on the sidewalk

Me visitng a website for the first time

When Pinocchio has been roasting me

When she's getting on your nerves

The four horsemen of "I have the same personality in every movie"