My girlfriend doesn't control me
When I'm finally finished doing everything by myself
When someone ask me directions
I am at the Olympics
Dad, wake up!
When you ask your mum for money and she says bring my purse
Why I can't hang out
Every t-shirt I buy eventually becomes a pyjama top
My spirit guides whenever I do anything
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