When someone tells me to do something that I was already gonna do
Normal people in the shower VS. Me in the shower
My kid coming to ask me if they can eat a family size bag of chips
Me getting ready for work
A baby's laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear
When you text someone in the same room and wait for them to notice
Crush: I like emotional guys
Happiness is getting a window seat during travel
My toxic trait is overthinking fake scenarios
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