When someone tells me to do something that I was already gonna do
I don't want to be part of the drama at work
Me when the plant I gave minimal attention to passes away
Me wearing my man's slides
My 28 alarms watching me as I turn them off one by one
awesomeness
Everytime I see a cactus
You have enough cats!
Crush: I like emotional guys
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