When someone tells me to do something that I was already gonna do
If I ever win the lottery, I ain't tellin no one but there will be signs
When you clean the house everyday and still have to clean the house everyday
When you're waiting for your favorite person
Today was great
What sort of position are you looking for?
Me when someone talks to me but I see a mirror next to me
When it's a non-wash hair day
Me at 3 AM in the kitchen
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