That's why I spend so much time in the restroom
When you accidentally touch your sense of humor
This how your girl sits and stares at you
Me on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday
I feel so bad when I overtake an old person on the sidewalk
It ends with me!
All my friends are traveling and posting pics
Waitress: Are you guys doing okay?
That one biscuit when I open the pack
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