My boyfriend: Are you mad at me?
I'm gonna go to bed early tonight
POV: You're a phone
Did you take the meat out of the freezer like I asked?
I'm trying to help you
Me while the waiter covers my dinner in Parmesan cheese🧀
When the speaker dies in the middle of my live performance
POV: You're gonna clank this twice befor using it
He was alone, he had no friends, had no lover, he spent all his time alone at home
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