My boyfriend: Are you mad at me?
Me telling my problems to my pet
Me getting my oil changed
Me with my friends at 3am
The night before your vacation
Food gives you energy
Me fake sleeping in the car
Me who rotates in my sleep like a rotisserie chicken
When I hear the toy boxing being dumped out again
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