My boyfriend: Are you mad at me?
My fridge when I'm trying to figure out something to eat
The waitress waiting for me to cram my mouth full of food before asking "how is everything"
Why did you jump in your sleep?
Do you have any special skills?
When you & your Facebook friends finally agree to meet somewhere
I literally don't do anything all day
When someone tells me to do something that I was already gonna do
When my friend doesn't reply in 10 min
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