If we "talk" you ain't single
Me while the waiter covers my dinner in Parmesan cheese🧀
Hey, can I ask you something?
Me who lied on my resume
When someone says "this one time"
My girlfriend doesn't control me
Me smiling at you because I didn't hear anything you just said
Me at the very edge of the mattress
When your mom asks you to bring in groceries from the car
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