When your crush posts something romantic and you try to convince yourself that it is about you

People dissing me for buying childish stuff

Me explaning to the delivery guy where I live

The craziest part from Home Alone was that Kevin got all those groceries for $19

Relationship expectations Vs. The reality

There's a lion in everybody

When I talk on the phone at my house

There's logic to my laziness

Kids will call your name a hundred times