Me in my living room after my kids go to bed
When the can opener comes home
People going to the beach and getting mad about people going to the beach
I respect your wrong opinion
Stop trying to rap we need more plumbers
It's just me and my 4 hours of sleep against the world
The 3 year old bag of frozen peas in my freezer watching me grab pizza rolls again
I am lucky to have my mom in my life
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