Me in my living room after my kids go to bed
My wife's hair in the drain
When you send a meme to your friend across the room
When you forget to shake the mustard bottle
You took everything from me
Me waiting for it to be late so I can hurry up
When the conversation is good
When you both know it'll end in disaster
Teacher: How do you read your own handwriting?
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