Me in my living room after my kids go to bed
The same songs again and again
I don't get how people afford life without a job
When you go to a mall and see your salary written on a pair of shoes
When I leave a party early and unannounced
How I look at people VS. My personality
When the GPS says you'll be there in 30 minutes
Do you wanna play?
Me googling the number that called me
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