Every t-shirt I buy eventually becomes a pyjama top
Cashier: would you like to donate $5 to a very good cause?
You are not a guest anymore, you are family
What makes you happy?
The last piece of toilet paper
When you rub your eyes
Everyday is the same
When he turns around and hugs you in his sleep
When someone starts talking to me
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