Every t-shirt I buy eventually becomes a pyjama top
What country am I going to next?
Friend I haven't seen in years
The duality of parents
*Puts car in neutral*
Opens washing machine to take out washed clothes
When your human says eating too many treats is unhealthy
The spoon when the ice cream too hard
Telling my toddler I will do it in a minute
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