You always got an attitude for no reason
That's why I spend so much time in the restroom
Have you ever borrowed yourself your own money that you had saved for something but used it for something else and promise to repay yourself?
When you rediscover songs you used to love
I need this on my front door
How men shower
When I peel potatoes
After getting my nails done
When you buy expensive food and it tastes bad
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