You always got an attitude for no reason
This was probably the most irrational childhood fear that I had
You want to deposit the whole $3?
Preparing myself to make a two minute phone call
Crush: I like emotional guys
When you ask someone for directions
When someone remembers a small detail about you
Stop crying over men that need WiFi to talk to you
Listening to the same sad song on repeat
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