Me checking if he texted me
Growing up with siblings
My cat who just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning himself
Me who rotates in my sleep like a rotisserie chicken
I am a multitasker
*removes phone case*
When he finally comes to bed at 3 AM
*Dented car speeds past me*
Tell employees we can't afford to pay more
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