When you grab the bottle of dish soap and a bunch of tiny bubbles comes out
I'm literally just sitting here
My brain two seconds after I lock a door
Not playing for two days
When you forget to shake the mustard bottle
Them: "it's not even that cold"
Them: it's not even that cold stop being dramatic
Everything makes sense when you're older!
POV: you're being 100% honest with your therapist
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