When guests come over
When someone speeds up to pass me
When you don't know how to flirt
"Because I don't want to" is an extremely valid reason
There's a lion in everybody
Shoutout to everyone who likes to seal a packet of biscuits by simply pushing the open end up against the wall
I'll get a dog for protection
My dog after I take him to the vet for a simple check up
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