Exactly the way I use my pencil
I don't want to be part of the drama at work
Sometimes this is all we need
When you try pulling the hotel blanket from where it's tucked
Me fake sleeping in the car
You have enough cats!
When someone asks me about directions
Defeated male leaves
Been together 6 years and still going
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