Me wide awake in the middle of the night
People who know me in person
Medium rare bread with a buttered glaze
I don't think coffee even wakes me up anymore
It's just a video game
Me telling my life story to the gas station cashier at 4am
My mouth VS. My heart
Be gentle closing the door
Spending $20 on groceries VS. Spending $2000 on travel
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