When you get comfortable in your bed
When the dessert you've been saving is missing
When people hold the door for you
I want to get in better shape
When I ask my mom if I can go out
Finally gets in bed to get some rest
Apple when you bite it and Apple after 5 minutes
"Guys" I say as I talk to myself
What I actually do
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