When you get comfortable in your bed

Who cries when they're mad?

My anxiety describing every social interaction I've ever had

When they forget to give you a blanket

Me at 3am watching my videogame character get a full night of sleep

Cheer up, you only need to work tomorrow and 45 more years

When you bite the inside of your cheek

Me: *gets on the floor to do crunches*

Close your books, we're going to computer lab