Me after 10 hours of Netflix
Medium rare bread with a buttered glaze
When you take a free sample and pretend to care about the product
Why do you want this job?
Me sitting in a meeting that could've been a an email
When you see your food coming at a restaurant
What my food sees through the door of the microwave
My taste in men
When someone ask me directions
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