Why I can't hang out
When your mom forces you to speak to your relatives
I never said that
The tune you do not want in your head when you're trying to sleep.
Me and my child looking at the math problem
"Guys" I say as I talk to myself
My routine is simple
In the backseat, opening a bag of candy
Me while cooking
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