Why I can't hang out
My dad played that card until I was 16
Are you angry?
What can make you feel better?
When you send thoughts and prayers
When your girlfriend says she doesn't want anything
It's awesome that your alarm wakes up everyone except you
How unlucky are you?
Is there anything in this world that makes you cry everytime except cutting onions?
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