Why I can't hang out
One season per night
When you drop your phone off the bed
When guys become dads
Me laughing at my own jokes
Me after acting wild for no reason
You have emotionally clocked out for the day
My friends in real life
Waking up dehydrated in the middle of the night and you realize you left water bottle nearby
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