Do all men think towels will dry like this?
Why are you introverted?
Story of my life
My message speed VS. Friends reply speed
When you open up the grill and all that meat smoke hits you in the face
I don't love the way you lie
Me watching murder mysteries like I'm one of the detectives
Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin'
Me, shamelessly starting my day at 3:45pm
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