Take life one step at a time
When you keep dying in the exact same spot in a game
Doctor: Are you feeling any pain?
Reasons why I turn on the TV
When you open up the grill and all that meat smoke hits you in the face
I literally don't do anything all day
I could never be a DJ because I'd play songs strictly for me
Me trying to fix my blankets at night
When your ex posts about loyalty
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