Take life one step at a time
What's worse than a heartbreak?
The waitress waiting for me to cram my mouth full of food before asking "how is everything"
She'll have large fries
Just the bill please
Me realizing she won't like my dog
Start every day with a smile
Get me outta here!
So I come home from work and my wife says to me
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