How I see myself driving VS. How my mom sees me
You gotta bump those numbers up
Everyone has a sandwich that they think about for the rest of their life
Home is where you trust the toilet seat
When yomeone asks you to speak about yourself
When someone asks you how your night went
When the wrong song comes on
It comes out like
I can't wait for my birthday
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