I'll get a dog for protection
This was probably the most irrational childhood fear that I had
New relationship be like
Parents: So, did you clean the dishes while we were gone?
Worst she can say is no
Me embarrassed because I grabbed the loudest cart in the store
Movies: We gotta save the world
When the dessert you've been saving is missing
Is there anything in this world that makes you cry everytime except cutting onions?
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