I'll get a dog for protection
We are going to go around and introduce ourselves
A picture of a planet 5 billion kilometres away VS. Bank security cameras
Me embarrassed because I grabbed the loudest cart in the store
After I studied for 5 minutes
You gotta bump those numbers up
Me in the shower
When it's almost bedtime
Me leaving the house on 3.5 hours of sleep
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