I'll get a dog for protection
You never post anything
I don't think coffee even wakes me up anymore
Me from Monday to Friday VS. Me on a Saturday night
School in a nutshell
When the toilet seat is warm but you live alone
When I see another person with my name
Use your voice
Teacher: *comes to class 5 minutes late*
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