I am a multitasker
Finally, inner peace
When the GPS says you'll be there in 30 minutes
Me while the waiter covers my dinner in Parmesan cheese🧀
When the dessert you've been saving is missing
Why you don't ask men to put the food up
Girls be like: Babe, am I annoying?
The only happy ending I know
I be like "I'm fine" then shake my leg at 147 mph
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