I am a multitasker
Try not to cry!
I don't want to be part of the drama at work
Me in the middle of the night
You are not a guest anymore, you are family
The cure for all my problems
I want to be mysterious so bad but this is my personality
When you try to wash a spoon and it washes you back
The last piece of toilet paper
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