I am a multitasker
What the dino nuggets in my microwave see at 3AM
When you leave the potatoes in the bag for a month
My dad played that card until I was 16
When you find out your friend did as bad as you did on a test
Do you know how bad those energy drinks are for you?
You're gonna drive slow right
When I'm behind a slow car
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