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You're probably over 30
My dog after I take him to the vet for a simple check up
Here's a job you can't mess up
Did you take the meat out of the freezer like I asked?
The moment I wake up
Ed Sheeran: I'll be loving you till we're 70
Me playing every game ever
When you are 12 hours into a game of Monopoly
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