When you're different from all your friends
Me who rotates in my sleep like a rotisserie chicken
Preparing myself to make a two minute phone call
Make hotel checkouts past noon
Me watching murder mysteries like I'm one of the detectives
When you break something
When the dessert you've been saving is missing
My mom when she was young VS. Me
Being a parent VS. Being an uncle
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