Time is fleeting
When the wrong song comes on
Being a parent VS. Being an uncle
What the dino nuggets in my microwave see at 3AM
The waitress waiting for me to cram my mouth full of food before asking "how is everything"
As soon as I get money
I don't want to drive
Preparing myself to make a two minute phone call
I think I've had about all I can take
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