Childhood dream that never came true
Me after shaving my beard
Me mocking my kids faces
When you ask someone for directions
Why I can't hang out
When my alarm wakes me up
When the doctor takes an x-ray of my heart
Your girlfriend when you're telling a story and mention another girl's name
If it costs you your peace, it's too expensive
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