You are the first person to fall asleep at the sleepover
Medium rare bread with a buttered glaze
When your mom asks you to bring in groceries from the car
I will never talk to you again
Me asking everyone how they like their burger
When your friend takes a bad picture of you
Me after leaving 36 reusable bags at home
When the dessert you've been saving is missing
When dogs approach me VS. When people approach me
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