Did you take the meat out of the freezer like I asked?

Me trying to control my facial expression

Shoutout to everyone who likes to seal a packet of biscuits by simply pushing the open end up against the wall

When my friend finds my perfume

When the GPS says you'll be there in 30 minutes

Sipping from a mushy straw to help save the environment

When the toilet seat is warm but you live alone

Do you have my phone?

When she takes a picture of everything on the date except you