Did you take the meat out of the freezer like I asked?
You begged me to on hotspot for you, I did and you're showing me a funny video on Instagram and expecting me to laugh
When I say I'm functional this is what I mean
When I'm giving advice and I start to feel advised by my own advice
My mom when I opened up a bag of candy
Me at least once a day, everyday
Parents: So, did you clean the dishes while we were gone?
How long is the flight?
The best position for sleeping
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