Disposable razors are good for up to 10 shaves
Me when I read my old chats
Hey, can I ask you something?
Whenever a potential employer says "We're all like a family here"
Me telling my problems to my pet
I have two milestones at work
Me thinking that I've fixed my life just because I cleaned my room
Beatboxers when they see a box
I'll get a dog for protection
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