You begged me to on hotspot for you, I did and you're showing me a funny video on Instagram and expecting me to laugh

Me: Finally it's Sunday. I'll sleep all day long...

My future kitchen

The argument in my head VS. What I actually end up saying

When you grab the bottle of dish soap and a bunch of tiny bubbles comes out

Ghosting everyone for no reason

Do you want to order takeout and have a Harry Potter marathon?

When people split up in horror movies

My 28 alarms watching me as I turn them off one by one