Yes, I had breakfast
Choosing a shoe at 13 that I'm about to make my entire personality the next 20 years of my life
awesomeness
That's why I spend so much time in the restroom
Medium rare bread with a buttered glaze
A legendary skin doesn't make you good at the game
Did you take the meat out of the freezer like I asked?
Cashier: would you like to donate $5 to a very good cause?
My taste in women
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