There's logic to my laziness
Do all men think towels will dry like this?
Me when animals die in movies
I'm gonna go to bed early tonight
People going to the beach and getting mad about people going to the beach
I can tell how someone is feeling about me by just making it up in my head
Me: *gets on the floor to do crunches*
The tune you do not want in your head when you're trying to sleep.
When you don't know how to flirt
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