There's logic to my laziness

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

When your mom surprises you with your favorite dish but your mouth already surprised you with this banger

When somebody asks a question at the end of a meeting

Do you have my phone?

Me after shaving my beard

People who know me in person

When someone suggests eating cereal with yoghurt instead of milk

When you haven't slept all night but you're in a good mood