Driving makes me think and relax
When you accidently slam down the toilet seat
But hey, things happen
My plans for the rest of the year
I'm never eating fast food again
Me giving advice VS. Me living my life
Me in the principal's office
Me feeding the baby in the middle of the night
When you rediscover songs you used to love
Find daily funny memes, quotes & sayings for your social media posts & messages.
Apple and the Apple logo are trademarks of Apple Inc., registered in the U.S. and other countries.
Google Play and the Google Play logo are trademarks of Google LLC.