My taste in men
Gonna be late
Pausing my music to see if my mom is really calling me
Worst she can say is no
Me spending money on travel
When you are 12 hours into a game of Monopoly
Skincare routine
Tell employees we can't afford to pay more
When your human says eating too many treats is unhealthy
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