When you accidentally block an intersection
Elder siblings
Stabbing my cereal 3 times before the 1st bite to activate the flavor
Reasons why I turn on the TV
Maybe if I work hard...
When they respond with better sarcasm
Finally, inner peace
There's logic to my laziness
Me feeding the baby in the middle of the night
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