When you accidentally block an intersection
When her foundation doesn't match her neck
Me right now
The sandwich maker doesn't get the credit it deserves
If you don't do this at your house, you are too rich for me
When someone passes you
Bringing your dad both screwdrivers
Mom, I missed the bus
Trying to find the right spot to sit around a campfire be like
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