I couldn't think of anything better to with a time machine
Don't ever tell me what I can and can't do
The tune you do not want in your head when you're trying to sleep.
When everyone at work is in a bad mood except you
Me giving the waiter "the stare", so I can order another drink
Maybe if I work hard...
Me deciding how many cloves of garlic to add to a recipe
Introverts talking to other people VS. Introverts talking to themselves
I'm so glad I'm single
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