I couldn't think of anything better to with a time machine
"Guys" I say as I talk to myself
*Crush passes by in front of us*
Me googling the number that called me
Girls wearing metal band merch
Me laughing at my own jokes before I hit send
Pug owners: My little cutie
When you try pulling the hotel blanket from where it's tucked
When the can opener comes home
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