The most satisfying things in the world
When someone from the backseat gives you driving advice
When you get fired but you're still in the company group chat
When the wind blows a leaf across our yard at night
99% of men could sit in this exact spot in this exact chair all day long and consider it a great day
Stop being mad at me, I'm hungry
My taste in women
My reaction when I see motivational posts from people I know are toxic in real life
Make hotel checkouts past noon
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