When you play death metal for your friends

Cheer up, you only need to work tomorrow and 45 more years

Just because you fit in, doesn't mean you're in the right place

Me after 10 hours of Netflix

Your girlfriend when you're telling a story and mention another girl's name

Please let us sit together!

My house plants watching me put water in the coffee maker

When he turns around and hugs you in his sleep

Me telling my life story to the gas station cashier at 4am