My kid coming to ask me if they can eat a family size bag of chips
I don't see any issues here
As soon as I get money
Cashier: would you like to donate $5 to a very good cause?
I can tell how someone is feeling about me by just making it up in my head
What we have to do, minutes after we're finished
Easy choice for me
When anyone asks my favourite weather
Me who lied on my resume
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