My kid coming to ask me if they can eat a family size bag of chips
When your mom forces you to speak to your relatives
When dad tells a terrible joke
Do not touch my scissors
My feelings for you
When someone's phone screen is a pic of themselves
Driving makes me think and relax
Can you just wake me up at 8 AM?
Me and the voice in my head vibing after a long day
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