How I feel leaving my house without any makeup on
In the backseat, opening a bag of candy
My dad played that card until I was 16
On my way to vent to my man
My brain when I'm trying to remember
Doctor: Are you feeling any pain?
Me accidentally surviving everything in life
Now you have to turn on the car
I made myself super spicy so you can't eat me!
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