How I feel leaving my house without any makeup on
Me reentering the dating pool
How unlucky are you?
Telling my toddler I will do it in a minute
I have a wahing machine
*Watches the food network once*
"Guys" I say as I talk to myself
Why are you introverted?
Don't pack too much, we're only staying 3 days
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