Me turning off my 4am alarm I set when I was a lil too motivated last night

It's awesome that your alarm wakes up everyone except you

When you scream out the lyrics of a song but it hasn't gotten to that part yet

When they forget to give you a blanket

How my wife sleeps

Almost ready so stop rushing me

Two seconds after someone offers me a drink and I say no

Well that's something!

When you have pets and you forget to lint roll yourself