Neither feels right and this is giving me anxiety

When you are too shy to ask people to move

That's why I spend so much time in the restroom

There's logic to my laziness

Me trying to send a nice message to my dad

When you buy air but half of the bag is full of chips

Story of my life

Me while the waiter covers my dinner in Parmesan cheese🧀

99% of men could sit in this exact spot in this exact chair all day long and consider it a great day